Episode Guide
1: Rose Tinted Problems
Mr. Peen puts Fran in charge of Teen Wheels, so while he’s on a retreat with his stupid father-in-law, the gang needs to destroy the corpse of their freshly deceased secretary Rose. All the while, Barry reenters the underage dating scene.
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When the gang starts pushin’ cigars to teens so they could pay for their dream vacation to the Bahamas, it leads them into the dark, oily underbelly of the black market. Can they save Barry’s new, tight girlfriend and Teen Wheels at the same time? No. Uh-uh. No way.
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Just when it looks like Teen Wheels is going to lose another Haunted House Contest to those pole-strokers over at South Bay Driving School, a ghost comes along and makes everything worse. With the help of a pretty bad psychic and someone else (hint: it’s a dead woman), Teen Wheels may just pull it off!
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Horrifying, wolf-filled nightmares cause Barry, Linda, and Fran to show up to Teen Wheels in the middle of the night. The gang lulls each other back into a peaceful slumber as they recount some of their favorite Teen Wheels memories and secretly jerk off when the others aren’t looking.
After Linda and Fran skip Barry’s birthday party to make love to a sexy Native American man, Barry begins to question their friendship. When they blow off his private Christmas dinner party without a good excuse, Barry learns not to give a crap and that we’re all truly alone in this universe.
When a strange, dirty woman leaves a baby on Teen Wheels’ doorstep, the gang hates it. It’s loud, disgusting, and doesn’t chip in for afternoon burritos! They make peace with the town’s wolves by offering up the newborn, and though Linda admits it was her baby all along, she’s fine with it living in the woods now.
Barry accidentally agrees to take two girls to the Teen Wheels Prom, so he calls on Linda and Fran to help “take care of” his problem, which leads to one of the longest, most successful serial killing streaks in North American history. Winner of the Teen Wheels Guest Star Contest, Josh Kanter, stars as Andrei, the Russian human trafficker who loads up the town with all-new “teens!”
When Fran makes a new, fat friend at the dog track, the gang goes out of their way to make him feel comfortable--poking his belly and lubing up his back rolls. This episode almost teaches a valuable lesson about friendship: sometimes just being yourself is more important than dumping extra pounds of wet pasta on someone’s plate.
When Barry shows up at work with a big, fresh hickey, the girls get jealous and want one of their own. After propositioning the boys from class and the men who sleep outside Teen Wheels, Fran and Linda learn how far a little trust can go and that blackmail isn’t always the answer. In this case, however, it is.
The complexities of life and mortality are depressing the gang, and things only seem to get worse when Linda’s firearm sends everyone at the bank into a frenzy. But hey, life’s a lot more fun when you’ve got some guns, some friends, and a room full of hostages who are willing to do anything (group sex).